Brioude (Haute-Loire)
It is possible that this capital in the basilica of Saint-Julien represents 
    the moments before the decapitation of St Julian,
    a fourth-century saint (probably legendary) who was allegedly pursued by the 
    soldiers
    of a certain Crispinus, commander of a garrison, had his head cut off at this 
    'pagan' cult-centre of Brioude,
    and his head carried to the important Roman administrative centre of Vienne.
However, his nakedness and large penis are not explained by the legend,
    and the soldiers carry lances and shields, not short swords or battle-axes
    suitable for decapitation. One of the soldiers appears to be grasping him 
    by the beard. 

    photo © Adrian Fletcher, www.paradoxplace.com
    The legend of St Julian shows that there was considerable anxiety in Romanesque 
    times
    about the continuation of 'pagan' practices in the more remote areas. It should 
    be remembered that the word 'pagan'
    from Latin paganus became the word paysan in France - a term of abuse even 
    today. 
    It should also be remembered that Christianity is the most intolerant of all 
    religions,
    and that people (like St Julian) who went around destroying shrines and desecrating 
    holy places
    were declared saints and martyrs. 
Alas, there are no pagan martyrs: some of the figures depicted at Brioude my be almost the only record.
Here is a semi-exhibitionist 'pagan' sheep-farmer straddling a severed 
    head.
    He is also sticking out his tongue, a common metaphor of sinfulness.
    Is this a slander on rural life ?
 
    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre
Another sheep-carrying pagan, also (apparently) exhibitionist.
    Commentators have linked this motif with the Greek Hermes Criophoros 
    (ram-carrier),
    but while the iconographic origin probably goes back to the Roman 
    period
    the depiction here is surely not that of Hermes/Mercury as god of flocks, 
    nor of The Good Shepherd.

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre
 
    But these tongue-stickers, flanking another naked, winged figure with mouth 
    agape, are winged acrobats.
    (I cannot interpret the inscription.) 

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    These figures, on two sides of the same capital are easily interpreted:
    the male exhibitionist with snakes represents Concupiscentia.
    The figure in between is having his moustaches pulled by the exhibitionists.

photos © Emmanuel Pierre

This is a good example of a moustachioed mouth-puller (also a sin-motif) 
    on an external keystone.
    

    photo © 
    Adrian Fletcher, www.paradoxplace.com
    Although from this angle this scene might be interpreted as sodomy, one 
    of the most heinous sins,
    it seems to me to represent Adam-as-peasant, with the tree and the serpent, 
    being grabbed by Satan.
    

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
 A capital featuring beard-puller ?monks and ?monks blowing oliphants
    or trumpets of doom to announce the presence of evil.

    photo © Julianna 
    Lees
Compare with a capital at Passirac (Charente) depicting a concupiscent 
    male
    being warned by similar trumpeters of doom.

    Amongst the gamut of Romanesque themes at Brioude are centaurs, mermaids,
    centauresses with bow and arrow...

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    ...asses playing the 
    harp, rote 
    or lyre...

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    ...human harp 
    or rote players - or, arguably, Orpheus/Adam 
    flanked by monsters 
    (in this capital a rare Minotaur with two fighting crocodiles) -
 
    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    ...and acrobatic tritons or mermen (another rare motif representing unnatural 
    behaviour).

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    Another merman/acrobat on an exterior capital.

    photo © Adrian 
    Fletcher, www.paradoxplace.com
    Here is a naked ?ape
    with a chain around his neck, as at Droiturier 
    (Allier) and other Auvergnat churches.

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre 
    And finally, to raise the tone, here is one of the many Biblical scenes 
    beautifully interpreted by master-sculptors,
    still retaining its original polychrome.

    photo © Emmanuel 
    Pierre