Malton (Yorkshire), St Michael's
The male of this worn and damaged pair had a penis (since removed) attached 
    with the aid of mortar, 
    which is unusual but not unique in Romanesque sculpture.
    It is much easier to carve in low-relief than in extra-high relief to produce 
    an erect penis: it stands to reason, so to speak. 
    In Romanesque contexts the penis is usually flat, either against the torso 
    or between the legs. 
    The Malton penis almost certainly stuck out at a right angle, like a kind 
    of mock sun-dial.
The carving now overlooks a car-park and public conveniences.

    photo by John Billingsley 
    
    His purse-like scrotum is enormous, and he gropes the equally enormous vulva 
    of his companion - 
    which is on a par with that at Oaksey (Wiltshire),

whose 'pudenda', like those of the Hag-goddess in the Irish saga Da Derga's Hostel, hang below her knees.
This scene is not a corbel nor part of a frieze, but a single panel below 
    a corbel-table, 
    and it must have been considered important to place it on the church. 
    It can be seen, therefore, as a fore-runner of the Insular post-Romanesque 
    exhibitionists
    which occur without a context. 
  
    
  
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